sunday morning it is

i've just had a weird dream

it was a very long one about many things

it had kungfu dogs, buddhist temples, the mafia, killer sandwiches, heath ledger, cameron diaz and another girl...forgot hu it was, frogs in a pond, crazy traffic, advertisements for nuts, footpaths lit in the night, light posts, crazy sky activity, strange romance, charity....that's all that will come to me now

so like usual, everything is split into sections, like different stories

and i have no idea about order except for the last two

but lets talk about the kungfu dogs, buddhist temples, the mafia and killer sandwiches

so there's me, and two other guys

we're like...super cool kungfu superheroes...i think i had a long stick

and actually i'm not sure if it was me....maybe it was just the girl that was wearing the dress that i was thinking of wearing today and i just watched her the most

any way, we're standing there...looking cool, listening for trouble, and then the girl hears a bell ringing 'a mile away' and starts running...the others follow

there's some trouble at a buddhist temple, all of the dogs have turned into people and are...not killing people cos there was no killing in my dream...just smacking them....

...now i've gone blank

somehow, we've changed characters to a tall guy, walking into this really big asian...temple-like building, but there is apparently a party going on behind the door after the 'reception desk'. and there's this guy sitting behind the desk giving orders...there are some people that need to be killed but they don't want them to be done all at once...i think the guy that they wanted killed last was 'sanders' or something

so he's got this tray of sandwiches and he's showing another tall guy which ones go to who....and then the main character comes up to the desk and watches, then once the first guy goes into the room with the tray of killer sanwiches the guy behind the desk pulls out another tray....but it's a lunch box instead? and then i [main guy] start trying to remember wat goes to who, apparently i've heard it before and am trying to recite it...but there are some extra bits and pieces in there that i don't recall seeing before

the only one that i can remember at the moment is that one of the killer foods is for a telemarketer

i point out that there are some things that should not be there and that maybe it was because it was somebody's lunch box

the guy behind looks frustrated and then...the scenario switches

there's three more to go

i don't know if i can be bothered...i have a lot of hw to get started on

actually the next bit....is actually a continuation of the mafia one...just the same main character

it's got, heath ledger, cameron diaz and another girl....and a whiteboard on wheels, a computer desk chair, a chorus of girls, a piano

so from the temple, the main character guy walks out and meets....one of the girls....i duno actually, it's all a bit complicated, eventually, he ends up at this place where he tells the 2nd girl to go into one room while he goes into the 2nd....and this fat guy comes rushing in with the chorus of girls and starts frantically, madly? telling main character guy about how....either he hasn't been doing much work lately or he has to pay for rent i duno...something like that

but main character guy just brushes him off, pulls of his shirt and goes into the other room

ok so wat's happening is, there is main character guy, with the 2nd girl that he met on the way, with the first girl that he met hiding behind a big whiteboard on wheels and watching from the sides....and there's...me? sitting on a computer chair...actually not a computer chair...just a chair...without a back, but it can turn round and is on wheels....and the first girl sometimes hide behind me too

at this point, i sorta get the impression...like something tells me, that the girl hiding, is cameron diaz, the main character is heath ledger and the other girl...i've forgotten

so i somehow noe that heath ledger is trying to seduce the other girl...and they're dancing and singing and stuff...and the chorus girls come in and play the piano for music and watch on the sides....one of them tries to reveal cameron diaz, but cameron stays put behind that whiteboard

i think that's it for this scenario

the next one is: crazy traffic, advertisements for nuts, footpaths lit in the night, light posts, crazy sky activity, strange romance, charity....somehow linked to the frogs in a pond

i think this part is influenced partially by the little segment of 'the notebook' that i watched yesterday

just, as a foreword...this is a bit embarassing for me ok

so we're at skool, and in this one, i am definitley the main character, for some reason i'm talking to david, my old crush, and he's taking me up and over the stairs that take you from the yr 12 lockerbay and up kinda to the senior skool office, or to the library...

i think we're talkin about a ride home

so we're over the stairs, but instead of the..place that should be there....there is the dock, pier thing from 'the notebook' but with railing around it...and there are a whole lot of parents hanging around there

he's taking me to his parents so he can ask if i can get a lift home

i'm looking around trying to figure out which ones are his parents

and it ends up that his mum looks like wats her name from 'the notebook's mum...except asian....and his dad just looked old, with glasses and asian...maybe like the old noah?

so yeh, i remember thinking while david explains to his mum....i thought that the mum better not think anything funny like we were a couple or anything cos i mean he already has a girlfriend and that i was just getting a lift and that were old friends.....which is weird because we are definitley none of those things in real life

she seems to approve and then we just stand there on the dock looking at the sky, because it is now nighttime and there are stars in the sky, it isn't dark yet, but then for some weird reason it looks a bit fake, the sky, and then suddenly the last of the light goes out like someone had just flicked it off....david puts his arm around me and it doesn't seem like a weird thing.....

the stars do some weird movement....like they were a shell around the earth and it is rotating itself around...really fast....but it's just the stars...

and the sun is still visible...although the sky is dark

i lean my head on his shoulder and he looks down at me,and this is wen i realise, i as in me looking bak on it, that it wasn't david at all...but just a guy....a much taller, much handsome-er looking guy....but it was just something telling me, like how i knew that cameron diaz was hidding behind a whiteboard and heath ledger was seducing a strange woman with song and dance, that it was david

anyway, the sun starts rapidly moving down the sky, like in those cartoons where they try to show that time has gone by....and it is very weird...and unusual in the dream...so it is not a normal thing in this dream world

and then out from under the pier...a vey close friend of mine with another comes sneaking out...i go join them and have a bit of a hissy fit at them for eavesdropping....and i have the image of them sitting underwater on one of those wheels that are usually tied to a tree and swung....and the really really close friend has big curly hair so it's all over the place...

and they tease about david contributing to some charity....as in somehow, the lift home was actually...i remember a number with a 5 in it...like $5000.....

we start walking home...and this confuses me now, because wasn't 'david' going to give me a lift? and the way home is different now, it is still night time, but the footpaths are lit by the warm kind of light from shops and stuff...and there are lightposts and i remember going around a very pretty corner...

and then...the second friend of mine suddenly gets down on the footpath and there is a whole lot of nuts spread over half of the footpath and she uses her foot, with a red sock on it, to brush a red line across them...then looks up at us and smiles...then it turns into a tv commercial for nuts...with a voice over and everything...we keep walking...and there are people with red socks and nuts everywhere

i remember something about it hurting to walk over them...

and then something happens to cause the traffic lights to stop working and suddenly all of the drivers have gotten a case of road rage and it's pretty scaring

we get annoyed since one of the cars tried to run over one of us so i randomly kick a white car going past...the woman gives me a look

and then....we're home...and apparently we all live together in a small flat..and it's very colourful..i remember red....and there's monica and a whole lot of frogs in a pond [the jelly] and it turns out that for the charity i was going to sell frogs in a pond....but if 'david' does his part then we needn't bother

i argued that we should still make some frogs since we can't rely on him to actually go through with it but the others said it was a sure thing...like all best friends would do in a movie....

and monica eats her frog in a pond

that's it

something else, all through out the night and this morning even in my dreams, i've had two songs stuck in my head

first, and most of the time, it was from the rocky horror picture show, it's the part where the guy....is it 'rob'?...jannet's fiance, is saying 'help me mommy' and then wen the two servants come busting in with their guns and sing about taking over and how his mission is a failure....

and then i had chicago in my head....that song about billy...'we, want, billly' and 'i don't care about expensive things, diamond rings, don't mean a thing, all i care about is love' 'all he cares about is love'

lol thats it folks